I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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