he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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