I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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