Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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