Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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