Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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