Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
im holly from the hills drunk
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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