Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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