Are we in a gay sports bar?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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