I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I deserve this hangover.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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