I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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