Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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