so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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