so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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