I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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