So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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