we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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