Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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