put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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