I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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