i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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