I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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