Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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