are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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