you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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