Sponge bath it is.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I think I just shit out all my problems.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize