just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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