Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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