im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I showed him my bush... on skype.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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