Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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