I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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