I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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