absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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