Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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