Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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