My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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