what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
