i jhust puked up my retainher.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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