:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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