I swear she didn't look like that last week.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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