I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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