is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
