I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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