my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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