I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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