Quick, to the slutcave!
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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