morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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