i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He did a backflip because drugs
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