Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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