I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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