you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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