That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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