If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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